Everyone Gets All Sad About Being Crap At Eurovision
In case you missed the news, the UK is the rubbishest in the world at Eurovision - even rubbisher than Spain’s creepy Elvis-geek. On Saturday the UK Eurovision entry Andy Abraham came joint last - along with some nondescript Germans and a Polish tooth machine who looks like she bathes in Ronseal - causing Terry Wogan to mumble furiously about political block voting and boycotts and even his own resignation if our crap songs weren’t taken as seriously as mainland Europe’s crap songs in the futu
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